• me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
  • person: *flirts with you*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *sweats*
  • me: ive made a huge mistake

Tags: OH GOD

waaty:

“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.

how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.

(via cleromancy)

sapphicscience:

i just want a queer version of every show i’ve ever cared about

(via i-like-to-obsess)

gayorb:

girls are just . girls are literally just so good.i cant move

(via i-like-to-obsess)

Tags: same

dylandigits:

comfemgem:

The mainstream will embrace non-binary genders when it figures out how to profit from them.

"Which gender are YOU? Do gender YOUR way… at JC Penney!"

(via biryani-barbie)

chryswatchesgot:

Chrys Watches GoT [x]

(via helpimtrappedontheinternet)

George R R Martin saying there’s gonna be a greater flexibility of character deaths is like a weatherman saying “it’s cold now, so there’s gonna be a greater flexibility of form in the way water falls out of the sky.” Either way, water is still wet.

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