"oh, are you looking at [the study guide] right now?"
*quietly closes Animorphs PDF* “
here we have beyonce dropping a napkin on purpose and making a white woman pick it up
Homo is everywhere. It’s lurking in the dark. If you don’t say “no homo” fast enough, the homo will rise out of the darkness and eat you, after it seasons you with glitter.
Really, instead of defending anything as a queer interpretation, I should just add “no homo” after it. You defend something you’re a weirdo trying to twist the purity of what the fuck ever. You say “no homo” casually and everyone panics. What homo? I didn’t see the homo? What homo is their to disclaim? DID I MISS THE HOMO????